The Chronicles of Saul

It's been a LONG time, no?  Can I keep this up.  Doubt it.

http://www.magikwand.spacedogbook.com

I haven't updated since like May... (slowly walks away...)

Anyways... If you want people to IM you on MSN or Google Talk put these phrases in your name:

- Green Day STINKS!
- MySpace will DIE!

From experience, people start telling you why MySpace and Greenday DON'T stink (lol sometime it makes them a bit mad too...)

Anyways... some guy I guess whos name is saul too keeps leaving me messages along with other people, it's a bit yet funny...

And Morgan found me...

Yep that's it... yeah... really... it is....

I got my Series Of Unfortunate Events Book (Yay!)

Well... not much has happened... But I'm sure there is something I can write about...

I did find out some goodness news ^^ My Chapter Book's average chapter length is longer than a Series Of Unfortunate Events average chapter length, and if I can do that I consider this a fairly descent sized book, hopefully it will be completed by this summer. I plan on a special hardcover addition with an alternate cover style and then a regular paperback version -- Tis excited.

I've also been working a bit on my Online Harry Potter game. I'm focusing on all the maps right now, which is a hard thing to do >.>;; It's a challange having to base and adapt a game to work with the book series, movie series, and the few sketches I found that J.K. Rowling did for help with the movies =P but I think this'll be a big success and pay off once I finish =D

Tat's it for today.. O.o;;... *runs off*

Well, I forgot to update the past few days =P

Anyways: My weekend was pretty good. My cousin's Birthday party < we went to Lazer Tag and played Video Games in an arcade for a LONG time =P I wanted to try out Dance Revolution but my cuz and bro wouldn't get off! O.O;;

We also saw 8 Below ^_____^
Twas good and sad. And yes Ryan -- It was good, just beacsue it was Disney doesn't mean it wasn't good >.>;; (Disney ROCKS, btw)

Oh! and I got to try out Wifi at my cousin's house since they have a wireless Internet Connection ^^ It was REAl cool. I got to chat with other people, go to their towns and... eh, see them walking in live time play ^___^ I guess for this particular century technology is OK, but wait till you guys see what we have 86 years from now (trust me it'll be good).

And then my parents FINALLY let me buy something on Ebay xDD
I was bidding for the UK edition of Series Of Unfortunate Events! The UK ones are better, because of the cover xD



(U.S. Version Left, UK Verison, Right)
You have to admit, the UK looks better xD

I also wanted to bid on the Special Edition Harry Potter Half Blood Prince since I only have the "regular" one. But my mom suggested getting a used one for cheaper off of Amazon, so I did ^___^ I got it for 20 Dollars, and the person who was selling it hadn't even opened it yet so, good deal =D

That's about it O.o;;

*Goes off to start writing a novel....*

Okay... so. Today in P.E. this guy asks me if I like burritos more than tacos... I say burritos because, well I like burritos =3 So, then he calls me Burrito Boy, and tells his friend that I like burritos. His friend says: Well he's Mexican. And the guy looks at me and says:
"You're Mexican?"
I say: "yes... did you think I was Native American?"
He said: "Yeah..."

>.<;; and that's not the first time people thought I was a Native AMerican, oh no. This summer I was at summer camp and one of the staff members asked me what tribe I was from... O.O;; WHAT TRIBE I WAS FROM!!

And then my friend told me that his mom thought I was Native American...

Anyway, after P.E. I decided to find out what everyone thought... SO I asked a girl in my Orchestra Class: Do you think I'm Native AMerican or Mexican, she said Native American >.<;;
Then I went into American Studies and asked Mr. Foor what he thought; he said NATIVE AMERICAN!!! OMG!

Yeah... it wasn't fun...

And I'm not saying that I have something against Native Americans -- It just gets really annoying to hear everyone call you that ;-;

Oh and yeah I did change my Lj a bit. I'm using my NEW Super saul avie and made this play all blue O.O. Grey was kinda old and boring =P

and btw, anyone know how to get a banner at the top? O.o;;

Well, I haven't updated in a while =P

Lots o' stuff happened. Other than the-you-know-what and all of that other U.S.H.O. stuff that has been going on...

I opened my penguin shop on PC! W00t! It's in the Pixel Arts Section =P I got to do JA's Pengy ^^ I need to do Jake though O.O anyway, JA's Pengy is below, I'm a Pengy fan xD



I'm willing to do a penguin for you guys too O.o;; if you want... for your blog or somefink, maybe I should just open up a webpage for it all =P

Hmm.. well I guess I'll just give you guys the MAIN things that have happened in the past couple months...

- Alman Man died
- Opened The Penguin Shop
- Working on figuring out how to make an online TV Station...
- Doing a "Grand Finale" Layout for Robo... This will be my last I give out...
- I officially stink at creating forums xD
- My Betta Fish Azul died D=

and I also found out today that a kid hacked into his video ipod and downloaded a video game noto it xD lol...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

The Semester Finals are over! ^^ and fom what I have seen so far I got A's on all of them (w00t!). So Today was day numero Uno on my Winter Break ^^ only four more days till Christmas!

So... this whole Finals thing started back Monday =P

I was just minding my own Business in "A" Hour and Mr. Vogt walks in with a pretty scary smile. He sinisterly picks up these booklets that say: DISTRICT SEMESTER FINAL
Well by now I was freaking out... not having an notice about these finals... But I survived. I missed Four Questions out of the final ^.^ good thing wasn't having a Dory Moment at the time xD

I was so thankful to find out that First Hour had no Final (That Day). And in Second Hour there is no final because... there is no final in Orchestra but we did see an odd musical play by the drama class.

Third hour was no finals too so I got off the hook there but then... Fourth Hour...

Once again i was minding my own business when Mr. Tellef walks in. Once again I see packets with: DISTRICT SEMESTER FINAL NO CALCULATORS PERMITTED!!

But I actually did good in that final O.o so... I guess I was over reacting.

Fifth Hour... we had a review for the final Tuesday...

And of course there was one last one Sixth Hour, which was Spanish and it was too easy xDD

The next day was the same. I had Finals: 1st and 5th Period. So yeah...

And now I look over everything that I have typed and I realize that I did end up exagerating quite abit >.<;; but it was very close to that xDD

I saw the Lion Witch and The Wardrobe last night ^^ Now I have to see King Kong =P

Anyway... Super Saul, Paul, and Me (Saul) have decided to use this as a joint account O.o I will be using it as my own, and Paul will be posting things that Super Saul sends him...

Anyway... I finished my Snowhite short story =D!! It's called: A Snowhite Story. It's a modern day Snowhite with midgets, an evil president, and an apple pie. O.o?? I'll have to post it somewhere later >.<;;

I just noticed I type Anyway twice up there too O.O;; Oh well =P xDD

Anyway... Last night we picked up my cousins, my uncle and aunt are going to see a new house they're intrested in buying =P so we have them the rest of the week... And when I got home I watch Batman Begins (FINALLY!!) It was pretty good too ^^ I was upset you didn't get to see Joker though, even though at the end they gave in the hint that Joker was involved =P

When I saw Narnia last night I also saw the Pirates Of The Carribean Two Trailer! I can't wait for that ^^;;
t'was AWSOME! ^.^ btw, Ryan hasn;t seen it yet... I keep telling him to >.<;; so here's teh link: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/piratesofthecaribbeandeadmanschest.html

Anyway after Batman Begins it was 3:00 in the morning and I don't know if I have ever stayed up that late xDD So I woke up sometime around nine I guess O.o and started watch Sponge Bob Square Pants xDD
It was that episode where they become partof the Flying Dutchman's Crew (very funny) and Perfume Departments =P (I know I'm still just a kid). But then I decided to act grown up and watch the news! xDDD
They showed some video that someone made about George Bush... If I knew the site they got it off of I would post it because it was HILLARIOUS!! And mean D= but still, very funny xD (I know Kyle would have liked it).

So yeah.. that's about it... I guess I'm off to find the George Bush Video... If I find it, I'll post it =P

Hello This Paul, Super Saul's OFFICAL SPOKESPERSON and head of the Hypnotic Items Department.

Super Saul hasn't had the chance to update in a while. But he has asked me to come here and give you guys some quick updates.

-Super Saul has returned from Romania
-Mr. Black (USHO Founder)met up with S.S. in a special confrence along with three other specially selected Super Heros (Their names will not be mentioned) on Thankgiving morning to discuss the founding of the You-Know-What.
-Speaking of which, the You-Know-What has been found (that's the thing you guys don't know about).
-The You-Know-What will be on a special tour of the United States and Canada accompinied by the President and the Secret Service. They met in Arizona to discuss issues on the Mexico-Arizona Border with Super Saul, who now has custody of the You-Know-What and is personally shipping it off to Dallas.
-Rumor has it that the VOTW (Villians Of The World) is working with Google, more to come on that...
-USVO (United Super Villian Organization) Is pretty much dead, most villians have transfered to the VOTW. This can be a good opportunity for the USHO to learn more about our enemies.
-We plan on opening our new Super Hero training program sometime in mid-Janurary.
-Always test your Christmas presents for Fleeneedles before opening it.
-There is a good chance thet your teacher is either in the FBI or CIA
-Last, Alman Man still is missing, the last time he was seen was his battle against Mr. Whiskers to try and save Nessie near the Lochness Lake.

Super Saul will be planning to update himself soon.

With All Due Respect,
Paul

<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Super Saul to Paul--->
Dear Paul,
O-Zone had to leave on their small tour, I am expecting them back soon. Saulton is working on a new USHO handbook for any new super heros, send the message to Starby. The You-Know-What still hasn't been found but we think we're close. I can't talk alot now... my enemies are not far behind (as they are only a few feet in front of me while I am deisguised a a receptionist.)

Your Friend,
Super Saul

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Dear People,
I have been here in Romania (still) working on finding Mr. Whiskers and the You-Know_What (Which you don't know what it is). I can't give out too much information but I have complied a list of movies you SHOULD NOT VIEW!! My enemies have created the following movies for children so they can start their World Domination plan by hypnotizing the young people of this world

Zathura - A Space Adventure
Chicken Little
Disney's The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

I'm serious, you'll turn into a brain mopping zombie, but you won't know it...

Sincerely,
Super Saul

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<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Paul to Saul--->
Dear Saul,
Super Saul says that he thinks he's close, but I doubt it. I have a feeling that Ryan Raccoon might know the wereabouts of the You-Know-What, and I think Romania isn't the answer... Mr. Black knows about my concern.. I don't understand why he doesn't get Super Saul out of there though... anyway try and fix that computer of yours so yuo can delete this message...

With All Due Respect,
Paul

P.S - Would the tree make a sound if it were in the great canyons of Arizona?

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<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Paul to Saul--->
Dear Paul,
No, the World is quiet there

~saul
<---End Message on the twelfth day of November in the year of 2005--->

Dear Peoples,
My Computer is still messed up... don't read the messages above!!

~saul

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Super Saul's Message
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Dear People,
I have been here in Romania (still) working on finding Mr. Whiskers and the You-Know_What (Which you don't know what it is). I can't give out too much information but I have complied a list of movies you SHOULD NOT VIEW!! My enemies have created the following movies for children so they can start their World Domination plan by hypnotizing the young people of this world

Zathura - A Space Adventure
Chicken Little
Disney's The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

I'm serious, you'll turn into a brain mopping zombie, but you won't know it...

Sincerely,
Super Saul

<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Super Saul to Paul--->
Dear Paul,
Saulton is going GREAT! I think Mr. Black will be happy with the improvements. Anyway, thank you for having Saul setup a journal for me where I can post and record perhaps some very important things during my career in the U.S.H.O. Below is the message I would like you to send to Saul who should delete this part of the message and your's.

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Dear People (Who are not as super as me)
I, Super Saul- am on a very important mission in Romania in search of Alman Man and the notorious Mr. Whiskers. Whiskers is currently charged for; kidnapping the Lochness Monster, attempting to override CJS, illegally creating robots, and possibly killing (we are not yet sure) and kidnapping a trained government official: Alman Man. Mr. Black (The president of USHO) has teamed me up with a very popular musical group called O-Zone here in Romania you may recognize their song "Dragostea Din Tei" better known as the "Numa Numa Dance." That's all I can say for now.

Sincerely,
Super Saul

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<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Paul to Saul--->
Dear Saul,
I have forwarded Super Saul's message, as you can see he is very happy about this online journal, I am too. A very important meeting is being held about the you-know-what. I have an odd feeling that the VOTW is in "cahoots" with Google I have an odd feeling that they are looking for you, why else would Goggle be in Phoenix? So I must be careful as to what I send through Gmail, no one can be trusted anymore. And now I have a question for you: If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, does it makes a sound? Please answer A.S.A.P. and don't forget to delete these two messages and post Super Saul's message.

With All Due Respect,
Paul

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<---This is a copy of a message that was sent by Paul to Saul--->
Dear Paul,
Yes, the tree would make a sound.

~saul
<---End Message on the fifth day of November in the year of 2005--->

Dear Peoples,
I set up a journal for Super Saul ^^ he will try and post as much as he can =D so... here you go, and my computer is messing up so I can't delete the messages above so please donot read them ^^

~saul

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Super Saul's Message
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Dear People (Who are not as super as me)
I, Super Saul- am on a very important mission in Romania in search of Alman Man and the notorious Mr. Whiskers. Whiskers is currently charged for; kidnapping the Lochness Monster, attempting to override CJS, illegally creating robots, and possibly killing (we are not yet sure) and kidnapping a trained government official: Alman Man. Mr. Black (The president of USHO) has teamed me up with a very popular musical group called O-Zone here in Romania you may recognize their song "Dragostea Din Tei" better known as the "Numa Numa Dance." That's all I can say for now.

Sincerely,
Super Saul